Ah, back to school.

In a way, I am happy. School regiments my life, makes it semi-organized, and I'm an organized kind of guy, usually. On the other hand, school fucking blows donkey dick. If it wasn't for the fact that Tyler is in most of my classes this year, and I'm taking psychology, I'd run away and live in Alaska. And NOT die like that asshole chris mccandless in "Into the Wild," a book we had to read for english over the summer. Which, BTW, is a horrible book and a horrible class. Gah I dread english. I even dread english classes from past years, and I'm not even in them anymore.

Tonight is Monday, and tomorrow I have to finish a whole shitload of homework that I've left to the last minute. Smart, eh? Well you can suck my nuts.

Argh. I have so much shit going on over the next few months, it's crazy go nuts. I just got a new comp, and I gotta get all my games and shit set, and all the sweet ass XBOX games are coming out soon, so I gotta beat those, and I'm going to Maine, Rochester, and some other places, and then I got gay ass school on top of that, plus I gotta sign up for Driver's Ed, get a job so I can get a car, and so on. So you see, I have no time to do any fun stuff, like stare at the wall, or do homework, or volunteer at the soup kitchens. Yeah, tthhhbbbbbbbt.

So F school and F John Kerry.

It's no wonder Americans are the fattest people in the world

ATTENTION! ACHTUNG! WE HAVE STOOPED TO A NEW LOW!
As I watched Dennis Miller, I learned of a terrible, terrible thing. I went online, only to find sources corroborating what he said. The horrible news: Krispy Kreme, to increase sales, has made a liquid donut. I repeat a LIQUID DONUT.

Not only are we a fat nation, we are EXTREMELY LAZY. Too lazy, in fact, to CHEW OUR FOOD. Holy Christ!!! I can't even put into words my disgust. This is SAD. ARGH.