Life friggen sucks.

I knew the second I woke up today that life was going to be (insert unpronouncable word that doesn't exist but describes the feeling very well). I really am at a loss for words, but I bet it's a lot like a combo of fuck, obtuse, ridonkulous, incredulous, dazzling, benumbing, erratic, raunchy, and delectable. Shit went wrong, shit went funny, shit went everywhere but according to plan. Every possible combination of blowharding clusterstomping jolly-roger-happenstance occured, and I have no idea how that's possible, but it did.

I think somebody must've slipped me something while I slept, because that's the only explanation I have for such insanity.

Overall, it was a pretty good day. Off to get sand and salt.